Gym Bro Pat

When your Gym Bro gives you a clap on the back right before trying to hit a new PR

Person A: Yo Bro, that Set was nice

Person B: Thanks man, I could only do it after your Gym Bro Pat

by P4scha August 8, 2023

bro code page 67 paragraph 3 rule 3

You may never talk to another bros girl even if she is fine with it

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by That is not my job October 18, 2018

bro-ing pains

When you engage in activities reserved for bros and you feel the bro power surging through your body.

Deegan-hey dan, did you bang that chick last night?

Dan- yeah bro, i gave her a bro-slam for the ages but now im having some major bro-ing pains

by rawwwww January 1, 2008

Cool story bro, tell me the part about the dragon again.

This meme is used to make fun of peoples BS storys.
Dragons are not real therefore the cool story bro adds up with the dragon part.

DougieWouggie - I lost my virginity to Megan Fox and then she sucked me off while I was asleep.
Stephon - Cool story bro, tell me the part about the dragon again.
This meme grew from the site "gamekiller.net".

by Stephon_GK. May 16, 2011

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Ahhhhhhhh okkaayyyyyyy?????

by Skyrim550 April 15, 2022

Party Bro

A "party bro" is the highest regarded status of all bro-hood. Sought by many and achieved by few, party bros are an endangered breed of superhuman, notoriously sustaining themselves for months at a time on nothing more than alcohol, tobacco, drugs, sex and Reeespect!

If you're hot and happen to see a party bro, fuck them immediately, as this is the only conservation effort that has had success in sustaining their dwindling numbers.

He's such a party bro!
I wish I was a party bro!
I just fucked a party bro!

by Etymologized May 9, 2011

Passport Bro

Passport Bro phenomenon is of men who are tired of the 80/20 pareto rule in dating and are choosing to go abroad to Asia (mainly Southeast Asia) where women appreciate their value more. This is due to Hoeflation, as explained elsewhere.

The Austrian school of economics believes any increase in the money supply not supported by an increase in the production of goods and services leads to an increase in prices.

Likewise, suppose there is an increase in the quality of men but no increase in the quality of women. This causes an increase in the demand for good women as there is a decent amount of good men. Thus, the price of good women will now increase.

Remember the law of demand (the law of demand states that quantity purchased varies inversely with price), so men will go where there value is appreciated more where they do not have to deal with enormous rip-offs.

The decline in quality of Western women and the rise of quality in Asian women is as stark as the takeover of Japanese automobiles being more valuable than American automobiles around the 1980s. More value for one's money, a greater return on an investment (ROI - more bang for your buck).

Friend 1: Im sick of being rejected

Friend 2: duuude just become a Passport Bro like me

by davidmilldurger March 30, 2023