To crave sharp corners caressing your intimate folds, while having your neck squeezed by your lovers hands.
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Last night I was artichoking my artigirlfiend with my artidick and it was artikinky.
by Llama66 October 16, 2019
Get the Artichoking mug.This is a rare type of penis disorder. It it when the tip is bent or misshapen and resembles an artichoke. It is most common in Asians though Caucasians are also very likely the be born with this strange disorder. The scientific name is Artichocious Penusem and the first ever case was seen in a man named Möi Pang in the 1800's. Since then there have only been a few thousand known cases.
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