screaming artichoke

a crazy person, acting insane

OMG your such a screaming artichoke!!

by lorlorb April 20, 2007

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Jerusalem artichoke soup on eggs

Swedish confused waitress medurs up starters and spilled the soup on a already deliverd egg-starter and voilà the artichoke soupe on eggs was discovered as a fucked up dish without any fucking flavour you would want, the guest was chocked but hey the texture was lovely with egg yolk and soup. Eat your soup Fanny! 2021-11-23 Dalarö

Can I please have the egg-starter.
Sure, if you want me to pour Jerusalem artichoke soup on your egg starter.

Jerusalem artichoke soup on eggs

by Stefantastic November 23, 2021

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Jerusalem Artichoke

When you are doing the dirty deed with someone, right before they climax, you choke them and send them back to the holy land.

Where’s Jessica?

Oh I gave her the old Jerusalem Artichoke last night, so she’s pretty much out for the count today.

by Powderpuffsquirrel4848 November 26, 2024

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Jerusalem artichoke sunflower

giving a guy a golden shower outside of circle k

was getting a 67 cent drink and give my friend a Jerusalem artichoke sunflower

by megalodon112306 July 14, 2025

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Lord of Artichoke

This is a rare type of penis disorder. It it when the tip is bent or misshapen and resembles an artichoke. It is most common in Asians though Caucasians are also very likely the be born with this strange disorder. The scientific name is Artichocious Penusem and the first ever case was seen in a man named Möi Pang in the 1800's. Since then there have only been a few thousand known cases.

"I hooked up with this guy and he was a real Lord of Artichoke! It was actually kind of hot, honestly."
"Man, after that baseball hit me in the nards, I might have even become a Lord of Artichoke."

by Friggyodon January 27, 2015