december 8th

ask out your best friends boyfriends best friend.

Grace: Hey heidi u should ask out jonot, its december 8th so u have to ask out my boyfriend(ray)'s best friend (jonot).
Heidi: Ok, I've been waiting for an excuse to ask him out

Heidi: hey Jonathan, will you go out with me?
Jonathan: Yes i'd love to.

by master_fu_my_bestie December 7, 2021

DECEMBER 8th

NICKI MINAJS BIRTHDAY BITCH😝💋
Fuck it up sissssss 😳

December 8th is A bad bitchs BIRTHDAY😌💋

by old man Saxon 💋 October 18, 2019

December 8th

the day of birth of sexiest, funniest, swankiest hoe ever. u a real hoe if u were born on december 8 🚫🧢 but in a cool way

person 1: bro did u see that hoe over there. she must have been born on december 8th!

person 2: facts bro. but she a hoe in a cool way. ya know

by theTHOTthatcounts October 26, 2019

December 8th

December 8th is national miss your exes day

Hey!! Did you hear it’s time to do your every day thing? Yea it’s December 8th

by Darwin watterson October 27, 2019

December 8th

NATIONAL GRAB CRUSH ASS DAY

guy:*grabs ass*
crush:* what was that for?*
guy:*its December 8th *
crush:*ohhhh i kinda like you*
guy:* i like you too*

by Richdakiddd December 7, 2019

December 8th

National Ludwig Koopa Day

Guy1:Hey what’s today
Guy2:It’s December 8th
Guy1:It’s Ludwig Koopa Day We celebrate the best koopaling
Guy2:Wendy is best koopaling
Guy1:You have shitty taste
Guy2:*Dies cause of blue shell*

by SUB2GKW October 16, 2019

December 8th

This is the day the coolest, hottest, gayest, and most fantabulous people alive were born.You may even be lucky enough to be blessed with a hot girlfriend. Some may be jealous of you or even envious but embrace it. Be that girl (or guy) boss.

Person 1: whens your birthday??

Person 2: December 8th

Person 1: All hail our lord and savior

by girlboss08 November 25, 2021