Bush

A plant that has a bushy appearance.

What did you expect? President Bush?

John: “Look it’s a bush”
Frank: “that’s the president dumbass”
John: “what’s the difference they’re both as dum”
Frank: “at least not as dumb as you”

by Cockturtle May 22, 2021

Bush Camper

A semen particulate left within the pubes

Jim: Oh, last night I spent so long beating my meat . I had so many bush campers.
Rob: Hot damn.

by Dicktard VII June 6, 2018

the riper the bush, the juicier the berry

(the ripeness in this case refers to the woman's age, and the juice is the amount of sexperience she has)

a cute phrase meaning, the older/more mature the female, the more sexual experience she is theoretically bound to have.

Craigslist post: is it a crime, if i am a 16 year old virgin guy, to ask an experienced girl, age 20-25, to decougar me?

Response : dear op, yes it is a crime; you only look for a cougar, i.e women ages 35-45. i am not even sure you have properly understood the concept of the riper the bush, the juicier the berry.

by Sexydimma February 6, 2014

hog bush

Hog bush is when a male eats out a female with a big bush and oinks into her pussy.

Amy's pussy was so furry, I had to hog bush that snatch.

by the tea bagger April 14, 2014

Bush

to bush is to bomb the shit out of something. Most commonly two buildings parallel to each other.

dude, you totally bushed that date

by slaptackle February 21, 2017

Bush Fire

When two lesbians scissor them selves so fast that the friction creates a fire with their pubes.

Lesbian 1: Oh shit we're going to fast
Lesbian 2: Oh fuck we're going to start a bush fire

by Dark Chocolat November 6, 2020

Bush Diver

A man who embarks on deep woods camping trips with the goal of fishing, drinking, smoking pot and eating mushrooms. Usually this man is rugged and irresistible to women.

Girl #1: “Hey it looks like that bush diver just got back from a camping trip.

Girl #2: Yeah, I’d love to spend the night with him

by Bushdiver#5 January 6, 2021