Jake:last night me and my girlfriend fucked and I cream pies in her pussy so much she was screaming
Dan:ohh nice man I bet she loved it
Dan:ohh nice man I bet she loved it
by Dickandpussy October 4, 2020
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Get the Fart BUbble cream mug.Person 1 - "what happen when you saw that girl"
Person 2 - "she has cream eyes, I think I've caught feelings"
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by a1.kyle March 9, 2019
Get the Cream Eyes mug.Ryan:“I was fuckin ole girl the other day and the condom popped.
Brad: “damn bro what did you do?”
Ryan:”I kept hitting that shit then I pulled out and gave her a cream belt”
Brad: “damn bro what did you do?”
Ryan:”I kept hitting that shit then I pulled out and gave her a cream belt”
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Get the cream belt mug.A cream used to heal bruising directly after an injury to the epidermis of your skin or a lie that your family will make fun of you for, for years.
This nurse put some bruise cream on my hand and massaged it real well after I smashed it in the pharmacy.
"You're a fuckin liar kaide!"
"You're a fuckin liar kaide!"
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