May 9th

Jordan perez gets treatment from ellie hain

girl: when’s your your birthday

Boy: May 9th

boy gets treatment

by slide god January 24, 2023

Mai Vy

The prettiest person you will ever see. They naturally know what's good and move like the sweet summer breeze. Always way to aesthetic and clean. If you miss your chance they might break your heart in a million pieces (and you will like it)

Persin: "Mai Vy ... PLEASE JUST DATE ME"
Mai Vy: "No<3"

by Help_the_gay March 17, 2022

May 29

National be nice to a Noura day

“Oh man it’s May 29! I should be extra nice to Noura today”

by green13608 May 29, 2021

may 20

national give carter head day

its may 20th im gonna guve carter head

by money1234567809755 May 20, 2024

May 7

National give your man head day

Guess what day it is, it's may 7 you know what that means Mariah

by I love Mariah May 6, 2024

May 17th

The word being defined: You guys should really clean your vaginas. A myth is that vaginas clean themselves. Yes, it does, actually. But it flushes away all the harmful bacteria for you. You cannot live forever knowing your vagina is gonna save the day. Please. Wash your vagina. Your vagina won't single handedly do it for you and just pop out hands to clean it for you. Clean your butthole too. Many of you women don't clean. Please clean it. Seriously. No joke.

being defined hey! didn't you know May 17th is national clean your vagina day? you should probably really clean your vagina lol

by spookilistic May 17, 2022

May 2

National kiss a guy named Ben day
(Especially if you are blond)

“ bro it’s may 2”
“Shoot where’s Ben”

by Mikey47 February 1, 2022