tortinos pizza rolls

the best thing on earth

CONSUME THE TORTINOS PIZZA ROLLS JOHN BRING ME MY LASAGNA JOHN

by EHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHE January 23, 2021

Full Roll Wipe

An occurrence in which one's fecal residue, left on the exterior of the anus, is so messy that one must use almost all of the toilet paper, or close to all of it, whilst still on the toilet.

It can also be known as Whole Roll Wipe.

Man, I just took a nasty dump. I needed to do the Full Roll Wipe to clean it up!

by Movie Nyucka November 7, 2013

Roll Neck

foreskin

Can be used in conjunction with adjusting as in "I'm going to adjust my roll neck" (i.e. masturbate).

by Jim Bart October 16, 2008

God Rolled Quarantine

When most people are having a terrible time during the Quarantine, but you are having a great time.

I know a lot of people are dying right now or getting sick from the virus, but I have had a God Rolled Quarantine, I asked my crush out and she said yes!

by TheRedBlade99 June 24, 2020

Tootsie Roll

A 70yo man's penis while watching porn trying to jack off ..

Old man Raymond proved that at any age you can still get that tootsie roll to rise up!

by MR Bownes August 12, 2025

roll ya dice

to roll your nuts around a table while playing monopoly

Look honey, Im rolling for a 2

by Scat November 24, 2003

Rock-n-roll

It aint noise pollution

Person 1: What is your favorite band and their genre of music?
Person 2: AC/DC, and they play Rock-n-roll

by Treestar22 May 6, 2021