michael

is an immature white boy who will cheat, lie, abuse, manipulate and gaslight you to get his own way and also have an open relationship. DONT date a michael you will want to die.

person1: i fucking hate michael
person2: me too he’s so fucking gay

by coochieflaps February 15, 2024

Michael sinasac

Michael Sinasac:
Member of the curly hair gang

Leader of the flex club

Descendant of William the conqueror

Canadas finest lad

Winner of the spelling bee

Master in gambling

and one of the nicest human beings EVER.

He is known for being dante‘s hottest mate

„Michael Sinasac? More like Michael Sin-A-SNACK
„Periodt.“

by hisdicksmallerthanmytoes May 6, 2019

Michael

Annoying and won’t leave Maria alone

Michael won’t stop texting Maria

by anonymous November 6, 2022

Mighty Michael

When a large ogre and a dark mustang follow you home, hog tie you to the bed and take turns rubbing your "magic wand".

Last night we got crazy and pulled a mighty Michael in the staircase.

by Thatnucca November 20, 2020

Michael

the more well known term for lean

a mix of cough syrup, sprite and jolly ranchers

trust me, everyone says «sippin the michael»

i am unable to put down the container holding the after mentioned michael

bro, i think the doctor gave me michael or something, im geekin tf out rn

by mommymilkmaster January 26, 2025

Michael

Michael is a fat cunt

Michaels a mega fat cunt

by I hate Michaels April 4, 2024

Michael

He is a chill dude that enjoys doing things on the more wild side. He is very independent with his choices and can make almost any occasion fun... if he’s in the mood. He has a good sense of humor and unique personality. He is a good friend and makes good bf material.

Damn Michael looks pretty buff today...

by By youknowwhoiamcolton June 26, 2022