Michael

a man stronger than Saitama and loved by women and the perfect man and has 2 brain cells.

dan that Michael is strong as ever.

by lord killer November 25, 2021

Michael

Michael is the type a man to stick his dick in lawnmower and cry when it hurts. Like bro shut the fuck up. He has no life, no friends, nothing. He’s also probably either Red Headed or Blonde. He will talk about girl in your face, and is a lying cheat. Do NOT find a Michael.

Girl 1: OMG look it’s Michael!

Girl 2: Girl no do NOT! Michael is an asshole!

by lxserings December 5, 2021

Michael Lang

A Michael Lang is usually a person who enjoys eating ass and doing dumb stunts. A Michael Lang also enjoys having sex anywhere he can, usually somewhere crazy and unheard of like the kicthen counter. He also likes to brag about how large his penis is and shows it off to everyone by sending them videos of his weener

Guy1. Hey did you see michael lang last night?
Guy2. Yea i heard he has a big dick
Guy1. Nah homie you trippin he uses photoshop

by purplenurple420 February 4, 2019

Michael Elias

A man who hates dictionary definitions, even this one.

Damn, Michael Elias really hates this definition.

by ThatDudeBro07 May 8, 2024

Michael

A perverted teacher

Oh look Michael, the perv

by Ur Mom's thick balls March 30, 2022

Michael Marlowe

Biggest Vape God On The Earth

You might vape but you're not as good as Michael Marlowe

by peteymcpeterton January 28, 2018

Michael

michael is the best boyfriend in the world even tho he is very annoying sometimes, he has a very nice smile and he is very sexy but hes kinda of stupid. i like him a lot

me: im going to get married to michael

by k_123 November 22, 2021