A few minutes before the Taylor Swift concert started, people were sitting in their seats and preparing for her to perform. Suddenly, Regina George appeared on the stage in a puff of dark smoke like some sort of black magic entity.
Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone had exited the venue except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his seat without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that the world’s ultimate enemy was in his presence. So Regina walked up to the old man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"
The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
"Aren't you afraid of me?" she asked.
"Nope, sure ain't!” said the man.
"Don't you realise I can kill you with a word?" asked Regina.
"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone.
"Did you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying, physical AGONY for all eternity?" persisted Regina.
"Yep," was the calm reply.
"And you're still not afraid?" she asked.
"Nope."
More than a little perturbed, Regina asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid of me?"
The man calmly replied, "Been married to your grandmother for over 48 years."
Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone had exited the venue except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his seat without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that the world’s ultimate enemy was in his presence. So Regina walked up to the old man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"
The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
"Aren't you afraid of me?" she asked.
"Nope, sure ain't!” said the man.
"Don't you realise I can kill you with a word?" asked Regina.
"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone.
"Did you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying, physical AGONY for all eternity?" persisted Regina.
"Yep," was the calm reply.
"And you're still not afraid?" she asked.
"Nope."
More than a little perturbed, Regina asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid of me?"
The man calmly replied, "Been married to your grandmother for over 48 years."
- Why does it cost so little to call Regina George on the phone in the US?
- Because it's just a local call.
- Because it's just a local call.
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Get the Regina georgemug. by SexyPigBoi May 5, 2021
Get the Georgemug. George is a kind, patient man and he is the type of guy to cheer you up when you are down. He’s into several hobbies such as photography, cooking, and gardening. He is very outgoing and is a very handsome man. Often, people will refer to George as names such as “curious George” or “gorgeous georgous.” Some common mispellings of the name are gorge, or gorje. George is spelt Jorge in Spanish. He may make mistakes but apart from that he is an inspiring person who wants to see the good in everyone. If you know a George tell him I love you and make him a special person to you.
“Hey whose that new person at work getting all the ladies?”
“Oh him? He’s George”
“What a lucky fella.”
“Oh him? He’s George”
“What a lucky fella.”
by Pumpkinped November 20, 2023
Get the Georgemug. he is here
he also is there
then he comes here
he also is there
then he comes here
"george is here"
"no he is there"
"no he is there"
by A dumb perv March 3, 2024
Get the georgemug. A George seems like they wouldn't be in a relationship their whole life but ends up getting into a relationship with someone they created in the sims but then brought them into reality so then he dates. You'd think his friends would get bitches first but he made them in the sims. He had a furry phase (thank god it was a phase) and thinks nirvana is overrated.
Over 6" and is called daddy by his friends (no sorry just that weird one that has no chance but still does bc theyre weird)
Over 6" and is called daddy by his friends (no sorry just that weird one that has no chance but still does bc theyre weird)
"Oh feebay lay lalo
George: "Sul robin, friend, bow want chum cha aey lalo
"Choo wagga choo choo"
George: "sas awrful hate nirvana grrr dag dag meshaloob"
George: "Sul robin, friend, bow want chum cha aey lalo
"Choo wagga choo choo"
George: "sas awrful hate nirvana grrr dag dag meshaloob"
by tree mf which is cool yk October 2, 2022
Get the georgemug. by YeboiSgC November 17, 2020
Get the George Campenmug. The Bulgarian is a future UFC superstar, a guy who talks the talk and walks the walk. He has the power, he has the speed and he is ready to take on Featherweights and Lightweights to become the next double champ and become a GOAT.
by Iambere20010703 January 9, 2022
Get the George Haynovmug.