Michael

A Michael or a fortnite calculator is someone who cares too much about fortnite cosmetics/accounts and knows every cosmetics release date and when it was last seen in the fortnite item shop.

That kid has every skin in the game he must be a Michael!

by chowduh August 2, 2023

Michael Barnes

an amalgamation of the most generic dude you can think of, or just some dude who listens to really generic stuff. known to reside in San Leandro

Parsley Smite: Man you are such a Michael Barnes, LOL! you watch The Office US!
Charlie Leask: Nah that shows ass man!

by ParlseyIsQueer87 May 27, 2023

Michael's Zombies

Some Roblox COD Zombies ripoff, just play the original game if you're not broke!

Jeff: "Yoo wanna play Black Ops Zombies?"
Jon: "Nah let's play this shit called Michael's Zombies, sounds fun!"
Jeff: "You broke as hell bitch!"

by Loominaty January 26, 2024

Michael Carey

To ejaculate on your beard, let it dry, shake it off your beard then snort it.

Joe just Michael Carey himself but we think he’ll be alright.

by Why$$ September 12, 2020

Michael's mom

Michael's mom sucks angel up with energy drinks at the tip she always blows smoke out her butt she goes to Jackson and blows for the low 😉

Michael's mom sucked my shrimp dick in the back of Ali store

by anonymous November 13, 2021

michael porter

The single definition of a walking bucket

Did you see michael Porter wave the student section goodbye?

by Dirty oger March 12, 2022

Michael

(n) Rachel's lover

Michael was destined for Rachel.

by counselor1234 May 5, 2021