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Bum fun

Its something boys like you do to each other because your such a sicko homo and because in truth a girl wouldn't touch you anyway
Its not bum fun unless over 7 inches up
by Anal fairy September 3, 2018
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bum boo

A term usually used for describing ones back passage activity (FARTING)
GIRL 1 "oi whats that smell?
GIRL 2 " i just did a bum boo"
GIRL 1 " what you just farted"
GIRL 2 " yea and it fucking smells"
by bumboo23 May 17, 2010
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Fatty bum ba

A delusional pathetic man who eats everything like a big, fat, starving pig and catcalls young women and foolishly believes that they are actually turned on by every sweaty, disgusting roll of fat.
*Woman gets cat-called and explains to friends*: I met a fatty bum ba today
by imafattybumbum September 29, 2025
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Bummed

A few pints down
"anyone about?"
"yeah yeah, I'm already bummed with the boys"
by Inebriati July 11, 2021
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Crappin Bum

When a Cadbury's chocolate eclair toffee has been left in the car, and the inside has melted.

Thus, when you bite into the sweet, the chocolate is soft and can be squeezed out, just like a 'crapping bum'.
'Wow, Vic, i've just had the NICEST crappin' bum" Said Kate.
by Vic and Kate Stanley August 29, 2005
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Sparrows bum crack

To wake up at a very early time
"Had to get up at sparrows bum crack"
by Rourkie August 22, 2022
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Bum Cum

When you ass leaks with naturally occurring snotty lubricant.
Ahh man my boxers are filled with Bum Cum.
by B.ucum August 26, 2021
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