freddy five bear

chika the kitchen Bonnie the Bon Bon Foxy the pirate fox arrrrr

Alteast it’s not Freddy Five Bear

by Acxy March 6, 2024

Colorado Bear-trap

The Colorado Bear-trap is when your fucking a girl and right as your about to bust a nut, spread her asshole apart, drop your dick down into it and let it rip. When you pull it out her asshole will clamp shut and thus, the trap is set.

I gave Cindy a Colorado Bear-trap last night, she loved it.

by Stirmanator December 9, 2018

Bear policy

Your company's policy for what to do if something happens to an employee if they quit

because of a ridiculous personal phobia (such as being eaten by a bear or squashed by a city bus) or actually get eaten by a bear. (Hence the policy name).

Shit! What's to my company's bear policy? What plans do we have to preserve that person’s knowledge or do we have someone else at the company take on their role? And why is a bear policy called a bus policy in the UK?

by Sexydimma May 16, 2022

Choochy Bear

A funny bear that always makes you laugh .

I always get a good laugh when I hang out with Choochy Bear .

by The queen of England April 16, 2021

Bear

A fat lard of a man with loads of hair usually gay

Robert loves Bears

by Ohyehacuuuu April 15, 2020

teddy bear mom

a mom who is overly concerned with her kid's bedtime

"yo, my mom made me go to bed at like 8pm last night, so I missed the game"

"dang, you missed a good one - she's such a teddy bear mom!"

by RorosDad February 28, 2025

Stoned Bear

That ONE fucking guy you're camping with that decides to spark a reefer while everybody's sleeping, gets the nuclear munchies, and barges into the tents at 2:37 AM searching for snacks like a stoned bear.

(tent starts rustling)
John: (wakes up) oh fuck guys i think there might be a bear outside
Jack: (wakes up) wait what
Valentyn - there's bear outside? ooh no no no
(Tent unzips)
Dax: (falls into the tent)
Dax: y'all know where we put the reeses cups at
Jack: Dax its 2:37 AM, why're you barging into the tents like a stoned bear
Valentyn: чертовски!

by TurksAgainstVapes October 7, 2024