That one guy who shows up to the party already shit faced dressed in a bear costume thinking it's October but it's mid April and his baby mama is on the run but slapped him with a divorce and child support on the same day. Some say this mysterious creature only shows up once or twice during the Summer Solstice but I've seen that Mf 4 mojitos deep on the Jersey Beach. Bear costume and all.
Her: Have you ever heard of Mr. Teddy Bear
Him: Yeah that f***er stole my mom's Zyn pouches.
Her: Damn, that's crazy
Him: Yeah that f***er stole my mom's Zyn pouches.
Her: Damn, that's crazy
by raeByddeT.rM May 11, 2025
Get the Mr. Teddy Bearmug. by Aliasdove September 5, 2017
Get the bear moonmug. by aphmauaddict69 March 23, 2020
Get the trash bearmug. To bear is to fart in the circumstance of those surrounding us. This word is commonly used in the circumstance of a game called the bear game.
The bear game rules are the following:
-If you fart you must call "no bear" then you are safe of punishment
-If you fart and forget to call "no bear" then who ever is surrounding you smells such fart or hears it shall call "bear" upon the person who farted
-If "bear" is called on one who farted they must act like a bear
-If the one who called "bear" calls it upon the wrong person (the one who didnt fart), they must act like a bear themself.
The bear game rules are the following:
-If you fart you must call "no bear" then you are safe of punishment
-If you fart and forget to call "no bear" then who ever is surrounding you smells such fart or hears it shall call "bear" upon the person who farted
-If "bear" is called on one who farted they must act like a bear
-If the one who called "bear" calls it upon the wrong person (the one who didnt fart), they must act like a bear themself.
you farted, bear!
by farts like charles May 1, 2025
Get the Bearmug. 2-4 inches is the most it can grow. It has a lot of hair and produces a lot of sperm. Usually not in use if no girls are around and is usually a wasted potential
by Ballbuster99 April 14, 2022
Get the Bear’s dickmug. by holyshititsthursday July 3, 2024
Get the Bearmug. Someone who is white and only finds black people attractive. While the original term for this is “snow bunny”, a Polar Bear is a Plus sized person that fits the snow bunny description
Guy 1: Damn bro this girl a baddie but I got no chance she a whole snow bunny
Guy 2: Bro that ain’t a snow bunny she a whole ass Polar Bear fuckisyoutalkinabout
Guy 2: Bro that ain’t a snow bunny she a whole ass Polar Bear fuckisyoutalkinabout
by BlendedNuggets March 9, 2021
Get the Polar Bearmug.