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the worst your mum jokes out there... with no one laughing but himself
guy 1: your chicken looks dry as hell
luke: your mum is dry as hell

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by jason leland April 27, 2022
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Suck your mum

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This is called the last straw phrase. It is not to be used faintly, once you use this phrase understand your may lose your life. It is the equivalent to spitting in a persons face.
Person 1: “Kyle you ain’t on nothing, we took your phone and money and you ain’t done anything”

Kyle: “what are you dumb? Suck your mum”

*FIGHT BREAKS* (You cannot say this phrase without some sort of conflict breaking out.
by TheBritslangTranslator August 19, 2022
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Review your mum

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"Ding Dong"
Mailman: "Can I review your mum?"
by VoV123_ June 1, 2024
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What's your mum?

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Used as a comeback when someone insults you,
or just when someone says anything really..
Fred: OMG, you're such a gimp.
Bill: What's your mum?

Luke: This milk has gone off. It's all stale and lumpy.
Jane: What's your mum?

Etc.
by Letty : ) April 17, 2008
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When someone is pissing you off so much that you have to get papi chulo kayden involved.
by Kbgetsit July 29, 2023
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This meaning is used for someone who want it to put in your ass, people who most commonly use this term really want it in the ass, the mum part is a way of saying the you have sexual relations with someone mother.
Someone: What are we going to do

You: I'll Put it your ass, like i'll put in your mum
Someone: OMG yess baby

I'll Put it your ass, like i put in your mum
by Daddybby November 14, 2019
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