Viking Eskimo kiss

When two dudes rub beards together.

Frank and Scott rub beards together as eskimos would, but it’s 2021 so Viking Eskimo kisses r a thing

by Viking Eskimo kisses November 04, 2021

djoko-vikings

n. Badly-shaven lawless horn-hatted people intent on destroying the fabric of your society.

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Release the hounds, I can smell the sweat of the djoko-vikings hanging in the foetid air.

by gnostic3 January 12, 2022

viking whore

Celice is Viking Whore

“Omg is that Celice?!”
“No it’s viking whore”

by Salat May 05, 2020

Viking chili bowl

While straddling and while tit-fucking or having your dick sucked, you shit in their belly button then proceed to loot their belongings on the way out while yelling to Valhalla.

Chili ingredients - $30
Bottle of Mad Dog - $15
Giving her a viking chili bowl, leaving with a knock-off Coach purse and her dignity - Priceless

by Skyline squatter March 10, 2023

vike minded

Flexible, lean, community-driven, dependable.

People who say "Free party is not a crime" are the next VIKE MINDED!

by Howie Marx July 15, 2024

Viking Hash

The tar you clean out from your bongs and pipes from marijuana use.

Don't tell me your cleaning out your bong and smoking that Viking Hash!

Fuck yeah dude! whatever gets me high!

Your fucked, you addict!

by doobie brothers x December 03, 2010

Couch Viking

Typically these people are out of shape, all bark no bite, and they spend too much time online as a keyboard warrior ready to go to Valhalla after dying in a video game battle. They may be neo nazis, they may be incels, they may be 4chan users, etc... Some couch vikings love spiritual warfare because it's the only type of warfare you can do while sitting on your ass.

If you're going to be Viking, don't be a Couch Viking

by Temiz August 14, 2023