When you catch the semen under the table from the person sitting across the desk from you and release it into the toilet bowl.
Hey Jimbo, could you open your hands real quick? I've got a quick catch-and-release here for you comin in hot!
by cajunesports October 3, 2019
The act of swiping a salty minnow through a dirty vagina followed by adding it to your pizza for a delicious treat.
by Benitration November 28, 2016
When you give someone a bj and hold it in your mouth until you kiss them, then let it run into his mouth.
by SarahSmurf March 30, 2019
Instead of spitting or swallowing after a blow job, the seamen is held in the mouth and spit into the mans mouth.
by SqueakyPig November 14, 2017
when you dump your load in a whore's mouth and she proceeds to spit it out all over your cock or in the bathroom sink.
yo man I had this thot over Saturday night and she sucked my hanger so good I blew my load right in her mouth...but then she pulled the catch and release and spit it out in the sink.
by ballbat November 16, 2016
When a girl clenches her legs around a guy during sex (the catch) and forces him to cum inside her (release)
Dad was I a mistake?
No you were a catch and release
Babies are you made when you're fishing?
Sure son, sure
Yeah I catch and released his ass last night
No you were a catch and release
Babies are you made when you're fishing?
Sure son, sure
Yeah I catch and released his ass last night
by KRC001 February 2, 2020
1. Da freeing of a still-dangerous inmate due to da warden's or parole-board's not being conscious at da time.
2. Da "conditional" freeing of a "problematic" inmate whose behavior --- or rather, MISbehavior --- while in prison indicates dat he cannot be reformed, and thus da only way dat he can be allowed to be out in public again would be if he was kept in a constant comatose state so dat he could not do anything hurtful to himself or others.
2. Da "conditional" freeing of a "problematic" inmate whose behavior --- or rather, MISbehavior --- while in prison indicates dat he cannot be reformed, and thus da only way dat he can be allowed to be out in public again would be if he was kept in a constant comatose state so dat he could not do anything hurtful to himself or others.
Dunno which would be more costly for da taxpayers --- keeping someone dangerous in jail, or purchasing da huge quantities of sedatives necessary for a stuporvised release.
by QuacksO December 27, 2019