by weirdGuy24 January 15, 2023
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You: THE FUDGE? I DON'T WANNA LEARN ANYTHING RN!! I JUST FREAKING GOT OUT OF (School/work) I DON'T WANNA LEARN ANYTHING!!!
Me: Well, we're learning something new anyways!
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
Me: So basically, Qwerty is this super awesome old dude who invented the keyboard in 1874.
You: *Spits out your (Favorite drink)*
You: DANG, HE'S OLD!!!
Me: Yup. So anyways, he invented the keyboard, and you see the top letters say "QWERTY"?
You: *Looks down at (Your device//Most likely your computer/laptop//) Uh...no...?
Me:...
You: WHATEVER, JUST GET OVER WITH IT ALREADY!!!
Me: So yeah, he invented the keyboard with his name on it, cuz he thought he would be popular, and blah blah blah, he jumbled up the letters so it would be better for your brain, la la la la laaaaaaah.
You: Oh.
Me: WHO CARES ABOUT HISTORY!!!
You: YEAH!!!
Me: Whopper, Whopper, Whopper, Whopper,
Junior, double, triple Whopper,
Flame-grilled taste with perfect toppers,
I rule this day.
Lettuce, mayo, pickle, ketchup,
It's OK if I don't want that,
Impossible or bacon Whopper,
Any Whopper my way.
You rule, you're seizing the day,
At BK, have it your way.
You rule!
You: THE FUDGE? I DON'T WANNA LEARN ANYTHING RN!! I JUST FREAKING GOT OUT OF (School/work) I DON'T WANNA LEARN ANYTHING!!!
Me: Well, we're learning something new anyways!
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
Me: So basically, Qwerty is this super awesome old dude who invented the keyboard in 1874.
You: *Spits out your (Favorite drink)*
You: DANG, HE'S OLD!!!
Me: Yup. So anyways, he invented the keyboard, and you see the top letters say "QWERTY"?
You: *Looks down at (Your device//Most likely your computer/laptop//) Uh...no...?
Me:...
You: WHATEVER, JUST GET OVER WITH IT ALREADY!!!
Me: So yeah, he invented the keyboard with his name on it, cuz he thought he would be popular, and blah blah blah, he jumbled up the letters so it would be better for your brain, la la la la laaaaaaah.
You: Oh.
Me: WHO CARES ABOUT HISTORY!!!
You: YEAH!!!
Me: Whopper, Whopper, Whopper, Whopper,
Junior, double, triple Whopper,
Flame-grilled taste with perfect toppers,
I rule this day.
Lettuce, mayo, pickle, ketchup,
It's OK if I don't want that,
Impossible or bacon Whopper,
Any Whopper my way.
You rule, you're seizing the day,
At BK, have it your way.
You rule!
Me: Yeah. That was very long. Sorry about that....But atleast you ended up learning about why your keyboard says Qwerty, AND you got the lyrics to the Burger King ad!
You: What an absolute waste of time
Me: Hey!
You: What an absolute waste of time
Me: Hey!
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Ex. (Mark Types Qwerty into the search bar) Mark: (into search bar) Qwerty
Google: (as a search result) Qwerty is the order of a standard American keyboard... (Insert more yapping)
Google: (as a search result) Qwerty is the order of a standard American keyboard... (Insert more yapping)
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