Thai stick

Dip-spit on your cock before sliding in

Thai stick is best served cold (don't tell her about the secret spice beforehand)

by Silencidious August 18, 2022

Thai Eggroll

When you go to Thailand and you think you've met a beautiful woman but when you get to the hotel and get hot and heavy they pull out the ol' eggroll on you.

"Shhh, don't tell Josh I said anything but when we went to a Thai strip club where he thought he met the love of his life until she kicked up her leg and he saw that Thai Eggroll swing in his face."

by Graphitestreak December 29, 2023

thai

thai’s are the most handsome people you come across . They will treat you right and have unconditional love for you that will never end and they will always make sure you’re happy . Also they are smart , outgoing , and they have big dicks and if you ever made them mad they will go all out and not hold back so they are good as a friend but horrible as an enemy

thai is the best love partner

by zakoria March 5, 2024

Sky thai

Thai ice tea mixed with white rum -Alcoholic beverage made by skylar warrenchak from New York.

Hey man can you make me a sky Thai?

by Dream shredder January 21, 2018

Thai

A short MAGILANT NARSASSCIST who is physically abusive towards his kids and the mother of his kids.

He finished his shift at Toyota then went to NUTTY's and got completely lit.
Then he came home in the AM and when THAI SHIT on his whole family including his own son.

by THAI 💩 January 26, 2025

Thai

Thai ALVIN THAI LIM

So the word is, Thai and his two friends
ALI 🐼 and MILES MULTANI could have been fooled by two different people.
At NIKKI'S it was a completely different person verses the person they took to ROXXAN's??

THAI: ALI 🐼 & MILES MULTANI, I need to have a meeting right now!
How could you guys not notice the difference with the individual?
Did you DING DONGS roffie each other ?

ALI 🐼 : he looked like the same guy we took to ROXXAN'S!

MILES MULTANI: yo THAI, since we fucked up are you going to punish us with your

Thai Dick Slug ?

THAI : I'm feeling extremely furious to the point I'm Thai furry nuts

ALI 🐼 : I want the Thai hot pot

MILES MULTANI : fuck you ALI 🐼

I want the Thai hot pot

THAI: if you guys are hungry I can make you guys my famous PHO 🍜 SOUP?

THE Thai soup ??

MILES MULTANI: oHhh FACK ya!! I will feed ALI 🐼 with the use of my DICK!

ALI 🐼 : MILES MULTANI I LOVE 💘 YOU

ALVIN THAI LIM: both of you get on your knees right now and perform a Thai snowman

MILES MULTANI: 💋👅💦

ALI 🐼:.💋👅💦

by THAI 💩 February 16, 2025

Thai

Every Friday ALVIN THAI LIM hosts THAIPOON Friday's

These TYPHOON FRIDAY'S include the following.

Thai Coconut 🥥

Thai Chili Pepper 🌶

Thai dragon 🐉

Thai Whistle 😙

🥳🎊 For all his VIP's he performs 🎊🥳

The 🍜 Thai soup 🍜

He has specials running right now so first CUM first seve basis!!

SAM: " Yo Mark, what are you saying this Friday "
MARK: " TOYOTA, has a lot of overtime this week so I might work afternoon shift for some OT, why whats up"
SAM: " THAI is hosting his THAIPOON Friday's "
MARK: " In that case!! These cars can build them selfs "

HANAHA: " Guys, you're Kidding me Right? I was in a relationship with THAI for many years.. OMG WTF 🤮🤢🤮

by THAI 💩 February 13, 2025