Simp

The one who puts the girls before the boys.

YO ZACH IS SUCH A SIMP
STOP SIMPING ZACH

by Poop Devourer March 9, 2020

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Simp

a man that puts himself in a submissive position under girls to try and win them over, without the female putting in any effort or doing anything special

Amir K is the biggest simp in Canada! He's been trying to win this girl and ditching the boys.

by applebottomjeans123 April 30, 2020

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bloody simp

Bloody Simp: When someone is a mega simp for someone and likes them a lot and is hecka desperate.☠️☠️

Ashes Kecthup: You heard that Ashley is a bloody simp for herald?
Sara:Yeah! I heard, she is a such bloody simp!

by Yippeezz March 19, 2023

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Simp

An individual who prefers the musical stylings and contributions to the Grateful Dead of Keith Godchaux over Brent Mydland

Hetty friend #1: "I was literally just vibin to some mini moog tone on an unstoppable '81 Alabama Getaway when this shoebee asked if I could put on some Europe '72 instead"
Hetty friend #2: "What a friggin simp"

by not__weed May 18, 2020

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An overused word by idiots that means that someone puts the hoes before the bros but is now used so commonly that any man just being generally nice to a female is a simp.

Tyler: Oh hey Melissa, your purse fell on the floor here it is

Melissa: Thanks Tyler!
Idiots: oooooohhh such a simp hahah simp simp why are you simping hahahahah

by DestiKnee May 13, 2020

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