Crack napkin

Man I sharted my pants and I'm gonna need a crack napkin!!

A crack napkin helps with the excess sweat and leakage in the anal area.

by Rwruff November 19, 2016

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Fair crack of the unleavened bread

Another way of saying "fair enough"; references to the Lord's Supper (Mark 14:22; Luke 22:13) in the Bible.

Person #1 - "Wanna hit the bins Saturday?"
Person #2 - "Nah bro, I've got service practice."
Person #1 - "Fair crack of the unleavened bread, my dude!"

by quesadillalover March 22, 2025

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Cracked

to be cracked in FORTNITE means to be absolutely DESTROYED, the term stems from the original meaning of armour breaking

Bart: “YOO THAT KID GOT CRACKED“

FBI Agent: “Yep, put Bartholemew Johnson III on the list too.“

by Srgr September 23, 2025

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Crack Pipe

When you pipe her down like a beast & she inadvertently gets addicted/obsessed with u/ur libido

Aye yo, that boy re- arranged my guts so good I caught myself catching feels... Must be that crack pipe 🤷 ♂️

by hellakellerd November 6, 2019

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Crack a Bitch

When a fuckboy doesn't leave you alone, so you get revenge by showing him that you have a pussy, you don't need another one

"If he doesn't stop texting me, we will crack a bitch"

by cupcakes are life November 15, 2016

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A colloquialism to refer to lofthouse cookies or those really soft sugar cookies you can buy from the bakery section at the grocery store. Called such because they're not that good, but you end up eating them fast as hell like crack.

"Hey. I picked up some crack cookies from Food Lion. You want some?"
"Fuck Yeah I love crack cookies"

by LizardInACan April 12, 2022

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