May 25th

Send your boyfriend a tittie pic day

you should send me a tittie pic, because it’s May 25th

by Haveahoe May 25, 2022

May 3rd

May 3rd is the day you send any nude you want to the person you love

Gf *sends nudes*
Bf “FUCK YES, but why?”
Gf”cause it’s May 3rd”

by Bombaclatttttt May 2, 2024

May 2nd

National give your girlfriend/crush chocolate day.

Him: I bought you a box of chocolate!

Her: Thank you, but why?

Him: its May 2nd, national give your girlfriend chocolate day dummy.

by Tarzan loves khloe February 6, 2023

archie may

fucking stupid little shit. jerks off dababy. has a gay haircut. always loves a good cock in his mouth. loves to shove sticks up his asshole. goes down to the velodrome to watch under 18 kids bike. his face looks like mike from monsters inc and talks like a fucking kid.

omg is that archie may he has no mates

by therealairpodspro August 22, 2021

May 31st

National Kiss a boy with freckles day

May 31st.

by I eat apple juice May 30, 2022

May 14

The day where he/her/other asks their crush out and can be done only on May 14th

“It is May 14th, we should go on a date!”

by DoggLover567 May 14, 2022

May 7th-National Free Titty Pic Day

Get yo girl to send u a titty pic today

"Hey baby its May 7th-National Free Titty Pic Day"
" What does that mean"
"U gotta send me a titty pic"

by KobeTheKoala May 7, 2023