Sideman

An idiot or jack ass. (Mostly an English colloqualism)

Person 1: Oh look at him, he's a sideman

by My pseudonym is 'Poop' May 24, 2015

sideman

sideman (adj) a fat fuck who just plays online poker all day he also does not have any friends and no one likes him cuz she smells he also isnt well with the ladies

Rob SIDEMAN is the biggest fucking retard out there if he walked up a flight of stairs he would break his ankle

by chris seymour March 12, 2005

Spiderman

When receiving a hand job you jizz in her hand and she tries to use your cum as web to climb a wall.

I gave her a massive load and she spiderman'd up my wall.

by Busta Hymen June 10, 2008

spiderman a ho

The act of ejaculating on a girls face so much and in all different directions that it appears to be a spiderweb. Sometimes leading to the girl saying "I CAN'T SEE!!!" or "IT'S BURNING MY EYES!!!"

I had been backed up for so long that when i finally got some, i had to spiderman a ho.

by dazo5 November 2, 2007

SPIDERMAN

WHEN A MALE EJACULATES IN HIS HAD AND THEN THROWS IT ON HIS PARTNER.

JACK DID A SPIDERMAN ON JILL

by HERES MY NAME June 19, 2008

Spiderman

Faggot who goes around in a red and blue costume and who tries to help old women cross a road that they didn't want to cross. Causer of air-sickness.

You prick, spiderman!!!

by The Hand Of God April 6, 2005

Sideman

A person which intentionally leaves out a friend a special occasion e.g a birthday party or an event/outing

Tim is such a sideman he didn't invite me to Thorpe park. Look at those sidemen. What a side he just left me waiting.

by Pseudonym536 May 31, 2014