Wall Gremlin

An amazing bitch who practically lives on a wall.
Almost always found in a country.

Rarely in space

My friend is in fact a wall Gremlin

by WhereIsWillToLive March 7, 2022

Gremlin Mode

Gremlin Mode is where you don't bathe and only eat after midnight.

"Has anyone seen Steve? He hasn't come out of his room in days."

"Yeah, I saw him briefly on Saturday morning about 2am, as I was getting back from the bar. I think he said he was going Gremlin Mode? He smelled like week old hot pockets, but he seemed alive enough."

by quantumfungus February 22, 2025

Gremlin's Law

The chance of something going wrong increases inversely to the time when you need it to get done.

Jim: I need this paper to print now!
James: Well that sucks, cause the printer's jammed.
Jim: I forgot about Gremlin's Law again.

by SilverPeppef May 29, 2014

The rule of the 70’s gremlin

The Rule of the 70’s Gremlin is that,” you can take a crappy car and spend an exorbitant amount of money trying to make it more powerful and better looking”, but at the end of the day it’s still just a crappy ass Gremlin. You need to try another approach.

Look, we can spend another 2 billion on upgrading the state spending for the year, but it’s sill going to be stuck with “The rule of the 70’s GREMLIN” all over again. We need a fresh start.

by DaMartianAC January 24, 2025

swamp gremlin

A womxn who purposely dresses in a way that down plays her physical appearance to deter men from approaching. Typically a dirty or disheveled aesthetic.

I’m going out looking like a swamp gremlin.

by SwampGremlinSupreme May 12, 2023

Cave Gremlin Arc

Becoming a room dweller when there is nothing else to do.

Start your cave gremlin arc. Live in your dark room and hiss and scuttle away when you see any light other than your lamp or phone screen. Begin gremlinmaxxing. Eat your mac&cheese straight out of the pot, don't bother putting it in a bowl. Never sleep, just become a more skinny and agile version of the revolting slob from crashbox.

by ItsTheNatShack October 7, 2024

Lap Gremlin

Someone who sits in people's lap as their friend

"Hey, would you be my Lap Gremlin?"
"Sure, I need some comfort anyways, thank you"

by Carlos the beast April 5, 2024