jurassic shit

Some guy in the bathroom taking a shit. Then hears a girl say “something something Jurassic Park”

“MORE LIKE A JURRASIC SHIIIIIIT” ‘hehe Jurassic shit’

by ThatMiuSimp January 12, 2021

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Shit Particles

A solid fart

Steve: Hey Matt, i wouldn't eat that pizza. I let a solid one go near that
Matt: What the hell?
Steve: Yup, now there's shit particles on your food.

by OfficialJadrn March 1, 2021

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Got Shit on

The past tense of getting shit on and means that you got totally destroyed by someone

Damn it, I just got shit on

by sexy mama oooooooof March 11, 2021

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When you’re on a water slide, water goes up your bum and the shock literally makes you shit. And you have to put your swimming costume in the sanitary bin. And then date your boyfriends for 6 more years.

Wae aye man, the water went right up me bum and I did a shock shit.

by GEORDIE SHOCK SHIT March 26, 2021

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shit on a laptop

Phrase meaning to become so rich that you’re able to quit your horribly micromanaged bullshit career in the most epic way possible.

He’s rich, like shit on a laptop rich.

After winning 500 million dollars from the lotto, he joined the team zoom call, turned on his camera and took a shit on the laptop.

by FatFSA April 13, 2021

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intense shit

A shit so intense, that you start taking your cloths off during it.

Tom - "Jerry! Why did you come out of the bathroom with no shirt on? I swear I saw you go in with a shirt on?"
Jerry - "Yeah mate, just took an intense shit."

by BirchyMaht May 11, 2021

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