Someone who has weird obsession with ABBA music....Swedish Daddy, Ruler of all Dorks. Super dorky but some how managed to pull a COOL,sexy,clever,hilarious, and adorable spoiled brat as his Girlfriend.
Daddy:Gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight. wont somebody help me chase the shadows awaaaaaay!!!
Baby: OH HAIL SWEDISH KING Dork!!
Daddy: WHOH WHOH WHOH WATERLOO!!
Baby: Swedish king Dork.....YOU ARE THE MAN!
Baby: OH HAIL SWEDISH KING Dork!!
Daddy: WHOH WHOH WHOH WATERLOO!!
Baby: Swedish king Dork.....YOU ARE THE MAN!
by Qu33n Dork March 03, 2009
An "Old King Clancy" for homosexuals, where an anal creampie is used as opposed to the standard vaginal creampie. This is a much more sophisticated sex move which requires the use of only the finest Canadian maple syrup.
by Peanut Butter & Jelly January 19, 2011
"Frozen Snowshoes, Harvey's Trays, Old King Clancy. I don't know what any of those words mean." -Lilly from the Hit Television Show "How I Met your Mother."
by Kid A+ March 24, 2009
A piece of excrement originating from a mammal by means of defecation. A King Kong's Finger is a large turd typically formed in the shape of the giant ape's digit in the act of tickling Fay Wray under the chin.
by Doctor JonSun July 26, 2011
a variant of the mustang 2 series that was built with a sexy body but had a pitiful 5.o engine that produced a shameful 139 horsepower.
when ever i see a mustang king cobra i shake my head in disgust and say a prayer for the designer of the car.
by laspina jr August 20, 2005
A fuggin jackass who made annoying commercials for years, broadcast in the Los Angeles area, claiming that he had a better deal on beepers and other wireless communication equipment than everyone else. The commercials were the butt of many jokes that did him far more harm than good, fuggin jackass.
JJ: "I am JJ - the king of beepers! I am the best..."
Viewer: "Turn the fuggin channel away from that shit."
Viewer: "Turn the fuggin channel away from that shit."
by Duke71 June 09, 2009
by Packie McReary July 09, 2018