When the Kiwis combined Shed with mattress and scared the Japanese so much, they decided not to invade. It was invented after the emu wars luckily for the emus
Soldier: Sir they have a bob Semple tank.
General: Lower your weapons buys we have to surrender, there's nothing we can do...
General: Lower your weapons buys we have to surrender, there's nothing we can do...
by John Trevor Stumpery February 19, 2024

King Bob is a name that is given to the most hot boys in the planet. They are extremely smart and intelligent. They love to eat bananas; you should dress up like them for World Book Day.
by Big King Bob May 31, 2023

A person that spends excessively large amounts of money on in-game cosmetics, whether or not he/it actually enjoys the game
Did you really spend $20 for a virtual fannypack Jimmy-Bob? You don’t even have the character you bought the cosmetic for unlocked yet….
by Gizmo271 September 14, 2022

A certain kind of blog that was just recently named. Primarily, a bob blog is a blog that was either just created and has no content, or was created a long time ago and still has no content. Can also be called a derelict blog.
n00b1: dude, h4\/3 u s33n th4t n3\/\/ 808 8|0g?
n00b2: \/\/h|c|-| 0/\/3?
A certain kind of blog that was just recently named. Primarily, a bob blog is a blog that was either just created and has no content, or was created a long time ago and still has no content. Can also be called a derelict blog.
n00b2: \/\/h|c|-| 0/\/3?
A certain kind of blog that was just recently named. Primarily, a bob blog is a blog that was either just created and has no content, or was created a long time ago and still has no content. Can also be called a derelict blog.
by morguepie August 6, 2008

A man who loves to Watch Bob the builder and when you watch the show with him he will all ways say Bob the builder can he fix it Bob the builder yes he can
by Big man 5000 November 19, 2020

Uncle Tom but specifically for white people
Margaret.. For the 50th time.. I enjoy seeing other white boys get beaten up on Twitter! I'M AN UNCLE BOB.
by TheeUncleBob April 20, 2023
