drum bum

A homeless person who tries to make an earnest living receiving dollars for playing the drums from a variety of percussive things, be it buckets or actual drums.

Manhattan drum bums in the Subway? Cool! I will gladly slip you a fiver.

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018

Stench bum

When your bum produces sweat and smell from a warm surface

Mary, my you have quite a stench bum

by Ashenangelone February 01, 2019

Bum Crumpets

Larger than standard dry poo chunks that stick to your anus hairs when you do not wipe properly

My arse is full of bum crumpets because the toilet paper was like tracing paper and i was too scared to wipe properly

by SQUEELYBUM May 22, 2017

Bleeding Bum

Toby's Ass Has Got It Going On

Toby Staver Is Going To Fucking Bleed muh peenus is going up there right fuckin now he is going to have the mother of all bleeding bum s

by Get Inside Of My Bum June 12, 2023

Bum Anger

The feeling you have in your rectum after eating fiery hot chillies

Man do I have serious case of bum anger this morning after last night's chillie feast!

by dad 01 January 03, 2012

Pener in the Bum

The thing that is written on your 7th grade math textbook when you forget it in the classroom

Kaden: You got to be kidding me

Connor: What's the matter
Kaden: Someone wrote Pener in the Bum on my text book

Connor: Well next time don't forget it

by Jojo the Indian circus boy July 30, 2019

Bum Chuddy

When you haven't wiped your arse properly and it dries up into hard crispy bits and sticks to the hairs on the inside cheeks of your arse.

Also known as cling on, tag nut, dangle berry and winnit.

'I wiped my arse and felt the hairs on my inner arse cheeks snapping one by one. It was obvious that I'd netted some Bum Chuddy'

by Youngy March 11, 2014