Were your mummy and daddy love each other very much SO YOUR DAD STICKS HIS 2 inch penis inside your slutty mother to make money from a video ๐๐ฆ๐๐ฎ
Child: how was I made
Mum: me and your dad were making porn and his condom was to big for his 2 inch penis so we just went bareback and then you were made
Mum: me and your dad were making porn and his condom was to big for his 2 inch penis so we just went bareback and then you were made
by Bobster0000000 August 31, 2019
Get the Pornmug. Donโt read this, your thinking your a jokester by searching up porn but no. Your just some lame kid in the back corner on his iPad looking up stuff that your not suppose to. Go do your work.
Guy: searches up โpornโ on the urban dictionary
Also him: reads this definition about porn then searches up another word or finds another definition about porn
Also him: reads this definition about porn then searches up another word or finds another definition about porn
by EGiant sucks+ratio May 5, 2022
Get the Pornmug. your dumbโฆ we all know why your looking it up you nasty beast. this is urban dictionary not porn hub.
by unicorn&rainbows_kittins1234 June 25, 2021
Get the Pornmug. A TV or film genre depicting someone with outmatched skills in a certain area, with which he defeats all the bad guy or solves all the problems.
by GrummbleDaddy February 18, 2024
Get the proficiency pornmug. 
by Dteven November 2, 2020
Get the PAINT PORNmug. 