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Chore Porn

Similar to food porn, chore porn is digital proof (photo or video) of a single or multiple completed chores. Whereas food porn elicits a stronger response in men, for some reason chore porn often has a more pronounced effect on women.
Friend: Are we still meeting at Broadway 5050 at 8pm to watch game 7 of the World Series?
Me: And you know this! I just sent my wife enough chore porn to keep her satisfied for the whole evening.
by Sir Berzerker 999 April 23, 2025
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Porn brain

The mental state you enter after watching so much porn that your brain starts to prefer pixels over people. Real sex? Meh. You'd rather scroll through endless tabs like a dopamine junkie on a mission.
"Bro, I tried to hook up last night but couldn't even get it up. I think I’ve got porn brain."
by docepsilon May 29, 2025
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feral porn

Drawn porn the depicts animal characters that show little to no human features. This content is often classified as zoophilia as like lolicon, the art is depicting something that doesn't consent irl.
This person is a zoophile because they draw feral porn!
by WarAgainstProship May 29, 2025
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feral porn

Drawn porn the depicts animal characters that show little to no human features. This content is often classified as zoophilia as like lolicon, the art is depicting something that doesn't consent irl. This can also apply to mythical creatures that may not exist irl, but are still coded as an animal. (i.e. Pokemon, Digimon, Dragons, MLP, etc.)
This person is a zoophile because they draw feral porn!
by WarAgainstProship May 29, 2025
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Dolt porn

When the management at your company is so inept that the only way to describe them is to call them dolts. Dolt porn, is when they do all the textbook activities to run a company and no matter what they do they still run it poorly this would include mentoring, leadership, sounding smart about frameworks and strategies, and horrible useless methods to get things accomplished.
Here we are, going through the crap and watching the dolt porn of leadership make mistakes with shoddy decision-making.
by ProSlag June 4, 2025
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Gay porn

Alright lemme sum this up
Gay porn is like porn, except instead of ugly man having sex with beautiful woman, it's now ugly man having sex with, oh, another ugly man.

But dear reader
YOU DID NOT HAVE TO SEARCH THIS, THIS IS THE URBAN DICTIONARY FOR FUCKS SAKE
YOU DID NOT HAVE TO SEARCH THIS
Ugly man 1: wanna have sex
Ugly man 2: yes
And they have sex
That's gay porn my guys!
by Freakingperson April 7, 2024
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Inflation Porn

A common subgenre in Deviantart that existed since the early 2000s, the genre itself involves fan-art of cartoon characters getting their stomachs inflated. It was notorious among the internet community due to its connection with other fetishes such as feet pics.
Person 1: hey have you seen any mlp inflation porn shit?
Person 2: uhhh yeah, it looks like i have to throw up.
by FallenPyro April 17, 2024
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