Poop Bath

A fecal yet hygienic act that involves one turning away from the shower head and pooping towards the drain while taking a shower, typically in a squatting fashion. It is the most economically efficient way to bathe and poop.

Me: What is taking Caleb so long in the bathroom?
Dave: I dunno, I think he's taking a poop bath.

by Buck Nvsty April 28, 2015

a poops mcgee

Deficating in the tank of one's toilet, producing brown, smelly, discolored water each time the toilet is flushed. Also known as an "Upper Deck".

Grant is such a jerk, I took a Poops Mcgee in his bathroom.

by dorsal finn January 6, 2006

poop seat

The traditional name for a toilet on Nantucket Island, Massachusetts.

Popular use throughout New England began in the height of the old whaling days. When sailors returned from their long voyages, they were so excited to be able to sit down to defecate.

While the phrase is no longer used outside of Nantucket, it is still customary, particularly amongst the locals, to use the expression while on the island.

"Pardon me, is there a poop seat I can use?"

"The house has four bedrooms and two and half poop seats."

"Does anyone have to use the poop seat before we leave?"

by Jamie Panda July 21, 2006

poop loser

A Dani who has been butt-raped repeatedly throughout life leaving her with the inability to hold her mud.

Dani, you're a poop loser! Your mud gates opened and left a slick spot on the floor!

by JustinSkarbro January 20, 2008

k-poop

"K-poop" is a playground insult created by insecure 6th grade boys that can't stand it when people listen to real music with meaningful lyrics instead of their favorite mumble rappers that rap about sex and drugs. The people that use this word unironically have the IQ of a rodent, so it's a good idea to spare your braincells and ignore them instead of arguing with them.

"haha k-poop sucks amirite? now let me go back to listening to edgy mumble rapper nr. 385436"

by stan loona <33 February 25, 2021

a poops mcgee

When your dancing at a club and a woman asks you to dance, you straight pull your pants off and poop into her mouth and on her feet making her slide around and then you prooceed to call her a "poops mcgee"

"Dude I was out with my boys and I gave a girl a poops mcgee" says Jim

Tom then says "Nice bro"

by the Roflsaur October 13, 2005

hot poop

Hot poop refers to a person who is arrogant. Some one who is "hot poop" is commonly seen as a douche.
If someone is "hot poop" AT something, they think they are really good at it or they did something really good having to do with it. If someone is "hot poopin' it" they are acting hot poop. The term originated from hot shit which means the same thing except is inappropriate to say in front of one's parents or a figure of authority. Common abreveations for hot poop can be "Hot" "Woah! HOT!" "HP" "HP Pentium proccessor" "steamy" "flaming magma poop" "hot diah" When two or more people are "hot poop" and their "hot poop"-ness is amplified by the presence of eachother, this is called a "hot poop fiesta" These fiestas commonly include white people calling eachother "nigga" and video taping eachother so they can put it on facebook later.

Jake: whats up nigga?
Rafi: I'm not your nigga and you are very white.
Jake: Shut up nigga!
Rafi: i fuckin hate you
Jake: Rafi, you want to be me, I'm filthy at basketball.
Rafi: Holy shit you are such hot poop!

Jake: Yo waddup nigga
AJ: Nigga get this on video I'm bouts ta dunk right quick
Jake: aight nigga I'm gonna put these on facebook
(AJ misses the dunk)
AJ: fuck nigga lemme try again this is fuckin easy
Rafi: holy shit, FIESTA
Jake: shut up nigga you're a fiesta

Jake: my jumper is fucking wet!
Rafi: woah-
Jake: (cuts him off) yeah i know hot

by ms roux is a crazy bitch July 7, 2010