poop rice

The act of pooping out cocaine that was hidden in one's buttox to get it through airport security

party man#1: did you poop rice today?
party man #2: ya i did it a Dulles Airport
Party man #1: now we can get totally STONED!!!!!!

by j-rock$$$ July 10, 2011

poop slick

a slippery wet poop that comes out of the poop mobile

my poop buckets full i must use a poop slick

by cipple doo August 16, 2007

a poops mcgee

Deficating in the tank of one's toilet, producing brown, smelly, discolored water each time the toilet is flushed. Also known as an "Upper Deck".

Grant is such a jerk, I took a Poops Mcgee in his bathroom.

by dorsal finn January 6, 2006

poop loser

A Dani who has been butt-raped repeatedly throughout life leaving her with the inability to hold her mud.

Dani, you're a poop loser! Your mud gates opened and left a slick spot on the floor!

by JustinSkarbro January 20, 2008

poop seat

The traditional name for a toilet on Nantucket Island, Massachusetts.

Popular use throughout New England began in the height of the old whaling days. When sailors returned from their long voyages, they were so excited to be able to sit down to defecate.

While the phrase is no longer used outside of Nantucket, it is still customary, particularly amongst the locals, to use the expression while on the island.

"Pardon me, is there a poop seat I can use?"

"The house has four bedrooms and two and half poop seats."

"Does anyone have to use the poop seat before we leave?"

by Jamie Panda July 21, 2006

k-poop

"K-poop" is a playground insult created by insecure 6th grade boys that can't stand it when people listen to real music with meaningful lyrics instead of their favorite mumble rappers that rap about sex and drugs. The people that use this word unironically have the IQ of a rodent, so it's a good idea to spare your braincells and ignore them instead of arguing with them.

"haha k-poop sucks amirite? now let me go back to listening to edgy mumble rapper nr. 385436"

by stan loona <33 February 25, 2021

a poops mcgee

When your dancing at a club and a woman asks you to dance, you straight pull your pants off and poop into her mouth and on her feet making her slide around and then you prooceed to call her a "poops mcgee"

"Dude I was out with my boys and I gave a girl a poops mcgee" says Jim

Tom then says "Nice bro"

by the Roflsaur October 13, 2005