No you

Godlike comeback. If you pull this you are immortal

Doctor:sir you have cancer and will die in ten seconds
Me:no you
Doctor:gang gang*dies*

by Hamburher January 6, 2020

No you

The greatest comeback of all time

Bully: your such a cock head you pussy shit.
Kid: No you

by UUUUUUUUUUHH November 19, 2019

You

A retard

You stupid bitch

by Pussyeatter269 June 12, 2023

NO YOU

A phrase for when you have no come back after your friend roasts you. Some deny the power of such words, but you will always win the roast battles. A turn of events will shock your opponent into losing terribly.

Friend: Your face is so ugly when you look in the mirror you become blind
Me: NO YOU!

Friend: *speechless*
Me: Yeet
Friend: *dies*

by CHARLATTEBOSS January 21, 2019

You

The biggest mistake

You are the biggest mistake the word had ever seen

by RedSample November 29, 2018

you

Annoying, ugly, breath stinks. Haha joking, your beautiful, perfect and more. But sometimes, you are annoying and ugly. Your breath also smells sometimes

Friend: Omg you look so pretty!

You: thanks!
Few days later...
Friend: Bro something started smelling when you spoke rn
You: *Oh no..I forgot to brush my teeth..”

by randompersononherelol April 29, 2021

You

Perfection. you are beautiful!

You are amazing!

by Candy_Gore August 22, 2020