Obi-Wan Kenobi

1. The art of banging high status women, especially high ranking government officials such as prime ministers, senators and former queens.

2. A total Gigachad who gets all the girls.

Anakin: Have you seen Padmé lately?
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Oh you mean my girlfriend?
Anakin: I HATE YOU!!!

by The king of the Doritos March 13, 2026