Taylor Swift Syndrome

Where you say how much you hate drama while you stir the pot

"Oh you hate drama Susan? Do you hate it while you post about your ex 18 times a day? You have a major case of Taylor Swift Syndrome."

by Froederich_Fraunkensteen October 28, 2017

Swift Taylor

1.) A hand job given by a hobo who meets the following criteria:

-Female
-On crack AND heroin
-Has a lazy eye
-One of her front teeth must be missing
-MUST Slightly Resemble Taylor Swift

In addition the receiver of the hand job:

-Must be so impaired that he thinks it is a good idea
to get a hand job from said hobo.

-Whilst the job is taking place, he must chug a beer and sing any song by Chicago backwards...AT THE SAME TIME.

Person 1 - "Oh my god man, Pat just got a Swift Taylor last night!"

Person 2 - "That's fucking disgusting, but your such a liar, everyone knows Pat doesn't drink...and who listens to Chicago anymore?"

by The Snake69 March 18, 2011

National drop kick Tall Taylor swift fans day

June 23rd is the one day a year where you can drop kick that one person in your life who is dancing around to Taylor Swift with their 5'7 and up self

"Aren't you excited for national drop kick tall Taylor swift fans day so you can kick your best friend Layla into tomorrow?"

by Lourtlza October 20, 2023

Taylor Swift

Trash

Taylor swift is steaming garbage

by Kanyye_westt113 February 23, 2024

Taylor Mf Swift

Taylor the mother of all

I love Taylor Mf Swift so much

by biotchslay April 26, 2023

taylor swift

The best music artist in the world.

Have you seen Taylor swifts new album 1989 taylor’s version?

by Swiftie 22 November 2, 2023

Taylor Swift

The woman who Kanye West made famous.

"for all my southside niggas that know me best i feel like me and taylor might still have sex why i made that bitch famous, goddamn. i made that bitch famous. for all the girls that got dick from kanye west, see 'em in the streets give 'em kanye's best, why? they mad they ain't famous. they mad they still nameless."
- THE ONE AND ONLY GOAT, GOD, KANYE MOTHAFUCKIN WEST!!!
taylor swift (shit) is a desperate bitch, stay away!!!

by pani puri enjoyer December 1, 2023