Taylor Swift Syndrome

Where you say how much you hate drama while you stir the pot

"Oh you hate drama Susan? Do you hate it while you post about your ex 18 times a day? You have a major case of Taylor Swift Syndrome."

by Froederich_Fraunkensteen October 28, 2017

Swift Taylor

1.) A hand job given by a hobo who meets the following criteria:

-Female
-On crack AND heroin
-Has a lazy eye
-One of her front teeth must be missing
-MUST Slightly Resemble Taylor Swift

In addition the receiver of the hand job:

-Must be so impaired that he thinks it is a good idea
to get a hand job from said hobo.

-Whilst the job is taking place, he must chug a beer and sing any song by Chicago backwards...AT THE SAME TIME.

Person 1 - "Oh my god man, Pat just got a Swift Taylor last night!"

Person 2 - "That's fucking disgusting, but your such a liar, everyone knows Pat doesn't drink...and who listens to Chicago anymore?"

by The Snake69 March 18, 2011

National drop kick Tall Taylor swift fans day

June 23rd is the one day a year where you can drop kick that one person in your life who is dancing around to Taylor Swift with their 5'7 and up self

"Aren't you excited for national drop kick tall Taylor swift fans day so you can kick your best friend Layla into tomorrow?"

by Lourtlza October 20, 2023

Taylor swift

1. the music industry
2. a godness
3. a lifesaver

“taylor swift made the music industry a little bit better ever since she started”

by urgirlie_ruby December 4, 2023

Taylor Swift

The music that gets played on repeat in Hell

Nobody Likes Taylor Swift's stupid music

by PuppyDogs&Weezer March 17, 2024

I HATE TAYLOR SWIFT!

When you act so childish to someone not supporting you, you become Donald Trump.

Taylor Swift: I endorse Kamala Harris
Donald Trump: I HATE TAYLOR SWIFT!

by nb21-rz2k September 24, 2024

Taylor swift

Taylor swift is a miserable capitalistic white trash cunt who can't let any other artist have their moment, she'll just go ahead and release the 300th version of her milquetoast reheated leftover piece of shit album jack antonoff wrote for her and her garbage brain dead fans will lap her vomit up like the idiotic imbeciles they are.

I hope Taylor swift's plane catches fire with her inside! 🥰🥰🥰

by Jealousnick May 23, 2024