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Call of Duty Syndrome

a. A symptom that usually plagues males between the ages of 10 and 30 causing them to be unable to disassociate the game "Call of Duty" from reality. The game "Call of Duty when chronically played can cause a disorder of the mental process including a state of confusion, personality changes and impaired reasoning.

b. Those who play "Call of Duty" in a persistent and recurring way tend to start believing that they are part of a military organization, With their mental state in disarray they tend to believe what they do in game is all real and that they have actually done the feats that their avatar or character in game has accomplished.
Example a. Excerpt taken from real person suffering from Call of Duty Syndrome who threatened a YouTube personality

a. "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the 👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on 👎Baaddd ShIT👎👎👎 👎, and I have over 300 confirmed (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ)👌👀. I am trained in 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 warfare and I’m the top shiter in the entire US armed mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌."

Example b. Person(s) talking about suffering perosn(s)

b. "Tim lost it, he is always on the look out for IED's and told me that he has over 300 confirmed kills with an RPG, yet he has never been in the military... I think Tim is suffering from Call of Duty Syndrome or COD Syndrome."
by Braotis July 23, 2016
mugGet the Call of Duty Syndromemug.

Calling Opps📞

It means to call your opps to talk shit to them or bring them down
VERB
Yo I got tons of opps , so I be Calling Opps📞 them on the daily talkin bout their weak rhymes.
by Liljophus October 22, 2023
mugGet the Calling Opps📞mug.

inverse call law

Inverse Call Law: the chances of talking to the person you need to talk to are inversely proportional to the number of people actually on the call.
The meeting with AT&T never accomplished anything because of the Inverse Call Law: 15 middle-managers in the call and 0 engineers
by anonymous July 30, 2024
mugGet the inverse call lawmug.

On call

When one is required to perform whatever the other person asks no matter when or where they are at the time on call is said. Usually used to receive head or anything that the person wants.
Dan called “on call” while he and his lady were having dinner at a upscale restaurant and she was required to immediately get on her knees and perform oral sex. The individual who is being told “on call” has only 1 minute to start whatever task that they are being told to do.
by El Pago March 4, 2025
mugGet the On callmug.

booty call

why yes the delightful call to get some delicious cake
you use it if hornie or drunk and want to get a wet willy
who are you txting? oh my booty call
by dekusfriendbaku May 4, 2020
mugGet the booty callmug.

A call with a friend in Vienna

A plan in advance to snort smelling salts.
"Where's Avery?"

"Oh, she has a call with a friend in Vienna."
"Again?"
by Darmani April 10, 2020
mugGet the A call with a friend in Viennamug.

Calle

He is a super Dover guy. Very funny and beautiful.
Food is Form hin very important. Schnitzel are super.
Englisch is Not Hits strenght.
In germany we Said : er ist ein super Typ
Calle is Vallah billa einfach krass
by Franz 187 November 22, 2021
mugGet the Callemug.

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