Dragons are real

Dragons are real

Intellectual: Did you know that dragons are real?
Another intellectual: Why yes I did my good sir.

by Dragon_believer January 23, 2021

DRAGON. DREAM. FEET.

your first real love, your darkest nightmare

DRAGONDREAMFEET: Hello, ahbap man.

*some time later*

SimpJimmy: See you around, man ahbap.

---5 long years later---

SimpJimmy: Hey DRAGON, I need to tell you something important.

DRAGONDREAMFEET: Hey Simp, what's up?

SimpJimmy: I am not the person I pretended to be. It is time now.

DRAGONDREAMFEET: Ahbap what are you talking abo-...

PijimSammy: *Pulls DRAGONDREAMFEET's heart out* Sorry, DREAM boy. I wish we could stay friends as we were for the last 5 years.

DRAGONDREAMFEET: *inaudibly* Move... to the left...

PijimSammy: Huh?! How are you still able to talk?

DRAGONDREAMFEET: Step to the... right...

PijimSammy: Crap!

DRAGONDREAMFEET: Dance your FEET off!!!

Mystical Epic Chorus: DRAGON. DREAM. FEET.

*A strong energy burst + sick explosion*

...

???: Not today.

by DRAGON-DREAM-FEET November 20, 2021

Atom dragon

A person with superior knowledge and power to control others is usually loveable and kind sometimes cringe

Dam bruh that's person is like an atom dragon

by Menji April 28, 2021

Chunder dragon

When you throw up out of your mouth and it comes out of your nose at the same time

Bro after that party last night I pulled a chunder dragon in the bathroom when I got home

by K-Lord June 18, 2017

pitaya dragon cookie

stupid twink dragon cookie

stupid twink pitaya dragon cookie

by k0r3an July 15, 2025

lotus dragon cookie

the beautiful sexy dragon in ovenbreak

i love them.

lotus dragon cookie

by hydrangeacookie January 22, 2023

Imagine Dragon

Imagine Dragon Is A Joke similar To Candice And Ligma.

Man 1: Hello, Do You Know Who Is Imagine Dragon Is?

Man 2: No, Who Is It?

Man 1: Imagine Dragon Dees Nuts Across Your Face!

Man 2: Gets Fooled With*

by IsaacMarbles May 22, 2024