National bully a Jacob day

March 24 is national bully a Jacob day. On this day you get a free pass to bully a jacob

On national bully a Jacob day you might decide to go up to Jacob and say
“Hey Jacob you’re a dickwad “

by Losergirl420 March 24, 2020

National Anti-Simp Day

For National Anti-Simp Day you are to avoid close contact with simps. If you see a simp,kick his testicles like a Real Babyback Bitch.

Hey guys,Happy National Anti-Simp Day let's all go home and play games and not worry about those Simps around at the mall.

by Yugo Yagami May 4, 2020

National Suck a Dick Day

April 25

Did you know that April 25 is National Suck a Dick Day?

by Rosey rosey rose April 23, 2019

National skip school day!

It’s national skip school day !
We’ve worked hard let’s skip school and see how many ppl don’t show up!!

John are you going to school today??
No it’s national skip school day!

Party at your house right?

by Lauren✨ November 5, 2019

national kick a ginger day

A day when you find gingers and kick them, which is done best in a group.

Hey its national kick a ginger day. Lets form a group and kick nich.

by not a ginger at all October 7, 2010

National Fuck Meat Day

National Fuck Meat Day is a national holiday celebrated annually every October the 23rd, in commemoration of the historical day in which Carlin told Taryn that she could not, against her own human rights, fuck meat.

What day is it today?

It’s October 23rd! It’s National Fuck Meat Day!

by bruhbruhbruhalex October 23, 2019

national tongue kiss day

You have to tongue kiss A boy/girl

national tongue kiss day

by Kissingking May 25, 2018