cunt shun

The female version of "cock block". A female who, inadvertently or not, prevents another female from entering into a situation where the prospect of fornication is imminent.

"Dude you just cunt shunned Lenora! You're supposed to be guiding her cunt not shunning it!"

"Briony is a prize cunt shun."

by party bus enterprise August 1, 2008

snapple cunt

An annoying know-it-all. Someone who thinks they have all the answers, but really they don't. Snapple cunts are useless.

The origin of 'snapple' comes from the useless snapple facts (the little facts on the back of snapple-drink lids)

Conor: Please pick on me, I know the correct answer to the question!

Teacher: Shut up, you're such a snapple cunt.

by john lickayack April 4, 2009

[cunt clamp]

The female version of "cock block".

I was helllaa tryna get at him and then that bitch came and cunt clamped me.

by SMbeezie January 11, 2009

cunt-stuff

To lose a boot or other form of foot-wear in ones vagina and/or asshole. To give a good kick in the hoochie.

I would really love to cunt-stuff my chemistry teacher.

by AshieN March 3, 2009

cunt maneuver

It's when a girl does anything to piss you off. This can range from making you buy her dinner to fucking your best friend.

Person 1: Dude I was supposed to hang out with Kristy tonight but she said she was already at her guy friend's house.
Person 2: Wow, she pulled a cunt maneuver.

by Branch Snapper March 6, 2009

cunt considerate

A polite way of saying pussy whipped. That is, controlled by a female in hopes of sex.

Joe, you are going purse shopping? so pussy whipped!

Joe: No, I am just being cunt considerate because I hope to get some tonight.

by divinationRon March 6, 2014

Thumb cunt

A person who is to retarded to reply to a message on Facebook and just send a thumbs up

Hey Planky I'm getting chased by a gang of triads with samurai swords help me man

Replys with a thumbs up... The thumb cunt

by baconsarnie June 11, 2014