sniffing green leaves

Smoking weed

Jason was sniffing green leaves in the school’s restroom. He there’s it away in the trash then caused a fire at the school.
Jackie was sniffing green leaves in the school bus, then the bus smelled like green leaves and eventually made the bus driver to stop.

by Aaaaron S February 11, 2022

green shark grinder

The Green Shark Grinder is an herbgrinder with a dispenser. It is high quality and made in the USA by Cali-Tree. It is the original and only grinder that has a dispenser built into it. It has a huge chamber, a nice screen and accessories so that you can customize your grind.

"My Green Shark Grinder grinds, stores and dispenses my herbs!"

"The Green Shark Grinder is a beast! It hold's over an 8th in the chamber!"

"Grab that Green Shark and pour me another shot of that Silver Haze."

by Gfd January 27, 2014

west green middle

west green middle is a school full of rednecks who think there better than everyone if ur black you better stay far away from this racist school and don’t get me started on the girls who think they are better than everyone in the world but in reality they will sleep with your dad if you do anything to them they don’t even care if there old either they will do anything just to get payback on you so watch out for them west green middle girls they will also break your heart and say it’s your fault and get the whole County hating on you all the kids in there also do all types of drugs and get caught every day and continue to bring things to school

tell your dad to watch out for them west green middle girls

by yo momma101 January 21, 2022

Molly Craig-Greene

Molly Craig-Greene (more famously known as George Weasley’s wife) is an influencer who created Bernardism. Bernardism is a religion centred around Bernard, a tiny rubber baby with a purple face, yoga pants, and incredible belly dancing abilities. Overall, Molly is an amazing person and you should definitely buy her food.

Nick Jonas: Hey, do you know who Molly Craig-Greene is?

Lindsay Lohan: Yeah! She’s that amazing girl who sang Demi Lovato songs to me whilst I got my cosmetic surgery done!

Nick Jonas: Woah, she sure does sound amazing !

by Magicschoolbusdropout January 19, 2021

gringo green card

Medical marijuana card. pot is green and gringos don't need green cards

I went to my doctor to be able to buy medical marijuana, and got a gringo green card.

by MetalRobb April 21, 2020

Green Valley Monster

this is someone who spends his life on discord and has for a very long time already, a Green Valley Monster is someone who pretends to be more autistic than they already are to gain sympathy from unsuspecting minors so it’s easier to groom them.

Green Valley Monsters usually tend to get swatted virtually every day, and have no sympathy to offer for when it happens to other people despite freaking out every time it happens to them :/

they hate their life and are unable to form normal, comprehensive sentences due to their disability and exaggeration of it.

once someone has been turned into a Green Valley Monster, they start to morph into what looks like a mole rat. this transformation can last for 20+ years, but know that it is a painful and extremely distressing period of time for the sufferer

if you relate to any of this, seek help because YOU 🫵 may be a Green Valley Monster

“i wouldn’t want to be a Green Valley Monster”

by Brian Yeh June 2, 2022

Hobos Green Johnson

Lime Jello made with any desired combination of water and Everclear. Like a massive jello shot on crack but cheaper. You can even add marshmallows or fruit to the mixture to disguise the Everclear taste even more.

After my Hobos Green Johnson was done setting, I "enhanced" it by pouring more Everclear into it.

Jimmy: What did you do last night?
Mike: Beats the hell out of me, the last thing I remember was eating half a gallon of Hobos Green Johnson...
Jimmy: You idiot, everybody knows you make that with EVERCLEAR, not vodka!

by teamdiscoverychannel September 19, 2017