Law of Adorability

the adorableness of an object or creature is compounded/multiplied by how adorable the individual sharing, posting, or showing the object or creature is.

Cindy shared such an adorable dog today on Facebook. The Law of adorability makes the dog is so much more adorable because of how attractive Cindy is.

by black_up February 28, 2013

Bosnick's Law

The rule that you are only allowed to tell your dreams to the person or persons that you are sleeping with. If you tell anyone else, then you have to sleep with them, too.

Person A: "I had the weirdest dream last night..."
Person B: "Nope! Remember Bosnick's Law - I don't want to sleep with you, nor hear your weird dreams!"

by One-I'd Nick April 19, 2024

parents in law

Pils is lazy way of saying parents in law.

BIL or Sil = brother in law or sis in law. Now u can figure what is Mil or Fil - right?

My pils (parents in law) are visiting this wkd. Prayers may be needed.

by abbrevoLan July 30, 2021

Steely Law

When steely is in charge. Its steely law.

Prisoner: "I wonder who's warden today"

Steely: (Yelling from armory) STEELY LAW!

by Cl3verUseRNam3 June 15, 2018

Goob’s Law

For every person that dies in the gooblagoon, Zakai and Adrian will take 3 breaks.

Guy1: heard about Goob’s law?
Guy 2: no what is it?
Guy 1: if some people die on our shift we can take 3 breaks

by Idunnomanz3 September 23, 2025

Greenberg’s Law

The law that states that whenever the homies are talking to a girl, you must say it is rizz. It does not matter what they are talking about, it is rizz.

Greenberg’s law is commonly applied in classrooms where there are equal amounts of each gender.

by CR9Worss November 22, 2024

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by mmeza_esq November 24, 2021