A gasous odor omitting from either a human or dog's anus that combines the smell of typical anal glands, with the raunchous smell of a bloody mackeral laid out for days in the back of a boat.
Damn, have you been by Merle's office recently? Makes me want to puke on a mackeral every time I walk by. That guy is laying mackeral farts down left and right.
by Bling, The Original February 12, 2008
Get the Mackeral Fartmug. 1. A phrase used to describe the release of an inferior new album by a popular or critically acclaimed musical act, the belief being that said band is so popular they could "fart in a microphone", release it, and sell a million copies.
2. A release by an artist whose popularity has eclipsed the music's quality.
2. A release by an artist whose popularity has eclipsed the music's quality.
U2 have some pretty awesome albums, but their last one was like a fart in a microphone - people just buying them because it says "U2" on the cover.
by the shoegazer October 20, 2010
Get the fart in a microphonemug. by Derek Crowther March 7, 2007
Get the Fart-poundermug. Usaully when waking up in the morning, you expel a massive amount of compact gas. It usaully is quite loud, wet, massive, and stinky. Usaully lasts for more than 4 seconds.
by Rods March 30, 2005
Get the Beluga Fartmug. by Grim Realisation October 4, 2009
Get the clown fartmug. A belch that has a reached stink, almost the smell of an anal fart. Usually occurs at bars when eating chicken wings and guzzling beer.
by das ungeheuer January 14, 2009
Get the Face Fartmug. Teacher: So you see, we now have only three weeks before the biology exams.
Student: That means I will only have three more driving lessons before my driving test.
Teacher: Uhh.
Student: Sorry sir, just a bain-fart.
Student: That means I will only have three more driving lessons before my driving test.
Teacher: Uhh.
Student: Sorry sir, just a bain-fart.
by John Boon April 23, 2005
Get the brain-fartmug.