Pot calling the kettle black

Hipocricy

Zoned out daughter who has just unknowingly won the world record finishing a bowl of spaghetti-
hey dad, stop slurping.....
All round great dad- well....that's the 'Pot Calling The Kettle Black'

by Mine farter March 13, 2024

too close to call it

When shits going just alright. When the event, day, situation, etc could end up good or bad. Literally "too close to call it"

Person 1: Suh du? How it's it going?
Persn 2: Too close to call it, my du...

by snatchyZ May 9, 2018

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

creature call

making animal sounds with your body parts during sex to make it feel more exotic

The adult actress did a creature call to make her scene more adventurous.

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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025

Booty call

Booty call (n) - Someone who receives a txt/call by a person between the times of 11am to early morning for hookups. The person will usually greet the booty call with a simple "hey" or "what's up?” Or “ I miss you “ The

using the booty call for sex and nothing else. The booty call usually enjoys this act of douche-bag-ness and returns for more.
They want nothing more then a quick fuck.

“This bitch ass nigga hit me up at 2 am for sum ass Nigga I ain’t no booty call “

by Poetgirl123 July 30, 2019

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by Dictionary Deffesbfeugauhfe or March 24, 2022