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Dragon Fadge

A metaphor for when a woman's genitals, are dry and scaly like a dragons skin, or just a general horrific mess.
Not as bad as 'blue waffles', but certainly in the same game.
Tim: "I couldn't hook up with that girl last night, her friend told me she had a dragon fadge."
by Mr Captain Monkey April 5, 2012
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Invisible Dragon Handshake

This is when a fire I like on the other side of the house, and a person give a man a handy. No one can leave the house until climax is achieved, and the only lubrication to be used is Vick's Vaporub.
The only way for the Vantalord, and the council, can get out of this war is if they give an Invisible Dragon Handshake to the Rouge.
by nolabusch January 13, 2022
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dragon

Someone whose life drags on long past the point at which it should have ended, hence a drag-on.
The narrator of Stephen King's _The Green Mile_ sure was a dragon!
by Durwoodie October 9, 2009
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Riding the red dragon

A term to describe a woman during her period.
"she is acting extra crazy today"
"yeah.... probably riding the red dragon or something"
by Yanivzor May 21, 2020
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poison dragon

A sex act involving a prostitute sticking their tongue up a man's butt; analingus.
Tim: I saw an ad for a hooked under my door. I called the number, and they sent a hooker to my hotel to give me a poison dragon.
by redroadpunk May 31, 2023
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Monkey D. Dragon

Dragon is Luffy’s Father and the Son of Monkey d. Garp (Known as Luffy’s Grandpa). Hes birthday is in October 5. Voiced by Hidekatsu Shibata (Toei Animation), Bryan Massey (Funimation) Hes the Leader of the Revolution army which is aimming to take down the World Government. Dragon is known as the “World Worst Criminal”. He is mysterious. Hes from the anime called “One piece”. Most people know that Sabo (Luffy’s Brother) Is in the Revolution army with he's father. No one knows too much about him.
Monkey D. Dragon is so cool!
Monkey D. Dragon saved Luffy.
by imactuallysocoolsorry April 4, 2021
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