Law of Deveyra

Realization that the idea of doing something sounds better in theory than the reality of executing it.

We should go out for a smoke!
*just as bores but with a smoke in your hand.* well, this is just like Deveyra's Law

We should go to the club!
*ends up wanting to go home*
Damn should've gone with law of Deveyra

by Deveyra's Law February 22, 2019

Law of Oedipus

If a user makes 1 mistake whether it be grammar, linguistics, or misinformation whilst replying to ragebait, the user has lost and the victory will be given to the ragebaiter, named after Oedipus for how he married his mother and killed a citizen out of rage

dude you do know that's not real right?
uh yeah its it is you maniac (I'm mad)
I invoke the Law of Oedipus for in his words and experience this is my victory

by terrydavisdivineintelligence August 21, 2025

Nate's Law

As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of gore or child porn approaches.

person 1: *posts ronnie mcnutt's final moments*
person 2: "yep, nate's law"

by xeralock June 19, 2024

Karamazov's Law

The real state of the relationship is inversely proportional to the projected state of the relationship on social media.

That Instagram model's husband is a victim of Karamazov's law, the poor guy.

by ProudBoomer January 7, 2021

great-grandniece-in-law

1- Great-grandnephew's wife.
2- Spouse's great-grandniece.

My great-grandniece-in-law is a good person.

by Gerald128 April 7, 2021

stepnephew-in-law

1- Stepnibling's husband.
2- Spouse's stepnephew.

My stepnephew-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

Jake Piper's second law

Jake Piper's second law requires a bit of thinking.

Infinitely accurate time.

So time could be e^3 days, etc.

Perry: "Yo, what's the time right now?"
James: "Oh, five Pi seconds past 12."
Perry: "Wait, that's way too accurate, right?"
James: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's second law"

by unitybacon October 13, 2020