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Michael

1) A Light skin male who is always late to a meet up then give execuses that doesn't even make any sense.
2) Usually a name of a guy who makes everyone laugh.
On-a-call:
Ayo, Mike, you were supposed to be here 30 minites ago. What the fuck is going on?
Michael: Sorry, the bus I was supposed to catch blew up...
by Le-me-go September 19, 2018
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michael alangoodjr

That guy who was a dick at the Dave Matthews show in Atlanta, that one time.
Don't be Michael Alangoodjr.
by cocoapuffz September 25, 2018
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michael casale

Sexy beast of a man creative loving the kind of guy that’s wants to be friends with everyone the kind of guy that likes to make people laugh and succeeds with doing so the kind of guy that everyone wants to be friends with and a Michael Casale usually has blue eyes and dirty blond hair and will be very successful in life
by EmperorNarwhal777 May 14, 2018
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michael mayer

Oh I feel like such a Michael Mayer
by DeathMachine005 May 22, 2018
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Michael Diabetic

A fat pig that has no pther reason in life but to eat shit and keep his diabetic form. He is a fat piece of shit.
You're about as unhealthy as a Michael Diabetic.
by Golden Gloom 7412 May 24, 2018
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Michael

Michael Jackson is the only good Michael.
Michael can either be dumb, or very dumb, and michael will put his hand up for every question, not knowing the answer; Meaning that he is dumb.
"Wouldn't wanna be like Michael."
by DrownMichaelOnSaturday August 11, 2022
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michael morris

vast fortune owns multiples chipotles and 50% of the buccees empire.
He knows Andrew Tate!

Definitely doesn’t own a pyramid scheme

Rockafeller who?
“My boy Michael Morris has so much wealth he literally just fucked around and bought 5 chipotles today”
by chris hansen1 August 14, 2022
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