Car crash bangs

Bangs (hair) that are so short and jagged that they look like they were trimmed during a car crash. Generally a bad look but there's always somebody trying to gaslight you into thinking it looks good.

Hey girl, did your insurance pay for those car crash bangs?

by BartBloom January 29, 2026

Suck, squeeze, bang, blow

One of two things: how an internal combustion/ jet engine works or really hard n’ raunchy sex.

Suck, squeeze, bang, blow.

by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing February 16, 2026