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vista-ruptions

When your Vista's:

a) Internet Explorer stops working for no apparent reason, and then your internet turns to crap for the next approaching 1 - 3 days

or,

b) takes an uncomfortably long amount of time to log in, only to leave you with an "incorrect password" message.
Tom: Why haven't you logged in to Facebook since Monday? They did maintainance, and now it isn't a complete ripoff of Twitter! I can actually stand the UI now!

Dan: Dang vista-ruptions!
by isochronismisms! June 3, 2009
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Vistas

(Pronounced VIS-TOS)
Referencing the "taint" (area between the butthole and genitals)
"You're a loser bro."
"Lick my vistas bitch."
by elusivexd January 1, 2024
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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. September 24, 2025
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monta vista

A highly competitive public high school in Cupertino California, often mistaken for Monte Vista Christian School. Around the late 1990s, asians began taking over and now it has become a nerd school. It is extremely homogenous not only in terms of the appearance of the students, but also their interests and hobbies, such as music tastes.

Girls usually listen to Kpop and boys listen to a random mainstream rapper, has anyone heard of Dragonforce? Probably not. Most people think about grades all day, and about 97% of the students end up in college. But there's always a cult of 20-30 kids who work out all the time. There's also a group of people who wanna be rappers or something, and think they are gangsters. 100% of the students identify as part of the LGBTQ community. We have a communist club. Oh and did I mention that every club on campus was created for the sole purpose of helping kids get into harvard? The only sports teams that win anything are crosscountry. cuz we skinny. Football team sucks.

You'd think that people in monta vista were "good kids", since they just study all day, but drugs and alchohol have been smuggled to homecoming , people do that dance called freaking, and coitus happens on campus.
You're so Monta Vista that you pulled allnighters in higschool to get straight A's and 20 APs to get into UC Berkeley computer science and graduate summa cum laude, only to have your boss be a San Jose state grad with a 2.8 gpa.
by YouraverageMVGrad August 9, 2022
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Hasta La Vista, Dipshit

Your final words after successfully seducing your husband’s boyfriend’s killer and unbeknownst to him have hidden a package of C4 in your pussy/ass.
Husband’s BF’s Killer: H-how come I can’t go any deeper?
You: Hasta La Vista, Dipshit!
*Fucking Dies*
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Windows Vista

Innocent OS that is targetted by MacShitass users. Go see Windows ME, also yall forgot that RTM was the bad one and not SP2? It's the fucking hardware not the OS. Get a life and touch grass Mashitosh users y'all definitely have no brain and a dad
Macshitass user: wInDoWs vIsTa iS wOrSt oS!1!1!1
Linux fanboy: yEs!1!1 lInUx iS bEsT!1!1
Macshitass user: nOoOoOoOo mAcOs iS gUuuuuuuuud!1!1!1!1! yOuR hAcKeR oS iS tRaSh!1!1
Linux fanboy: fAk yOu WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!1!1!1!1
by WindowsServer2003YT May 24, 2023
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