Numphy

A person you do not like, someone resembling a knome or leprachaun. Or with a weird look about them in general. A bitch, dumbass, shit-starter, asshole. Can be male/female. Normally short, and fat and extremely annoying.

Why do people even talk to him? He's a effing numphy.

by Bridgette&Heidi February 27, 2011

forrest nymph

a hoe that dances around in leaves and has long hair. don't be fooled she will hump a tree in a second.

What is that on the tree?

It's a forrest nymph!

Oh god we are going to be seduced!!

by australian mudslide April 1, 2010

nympho

what every guy in his basement right now wants

dude look at all these nympho s online i just wanna have sex once!!!!!!
--37 year old man

by Mr. Owl --P.S. its 177 licks July 20, 2010

nymph load

the spermy load of a potentially transgendered nymph with which some well-to-do americans brush their teeth with.

Oh my god! that nymph load was huge. Can I put some on your toothbrush?

by brosof525 November 4, 2010

nomah

1. strange way of pronouncing nomar garciaparra's name
2. crappy baseball player that is pissed off that he almost got traded and doesn't want to play in Boston anymore

yankees better win the world series this year or i'll start saying jorge posahda and a-rahd

by yankees kick ass April 8, 2004

Nymphoid

Talks like a nympho, but doesn’t put out with the same frequency as a nympho.

G: Hey Lisa, I hear that chicka you're dating is a total nympho!
L: Nah, Tina talks about sex all the time, but when the lights go out, she's kinda tight about it.
G: What you got there, my friend, is a nymphoid!

by People's Poet August 14, 2011

Nymphetamine

A horribly created song by a horrible attention-whoring group. MTV sends their love.

Cradle of Filth are sell outs

by fullmetalstrapon February 3, 2005