Hood Smack

Is when a hoodlum or hood rat takes their hand, twisting at the wrist. Then properly strikes a white women upon her face with there ridged back hand. This must be performed with enough force as to reverberate their mind set back to previous beatings from her youth or past relationships. Thus straightening her ass out, with what is known as a little bit of forceful act right. Cuz bitches get to crossing da line sometimes. So you gotsta knock dem triflin thoughts out the back of there nappy ass head before she gets to getting any ideas about self respect or women rights. A hood smack is just necessary to keep shit real.

Me: "Officer I had to hood smack that bitch Lauren because she was mouthing off to me like I was some hoodrat"
Officer: "Calm down son your not in trouble, just tell me what she said so we can take her in"
Me: "she said I'm the father"
Officer: "I did not leave the south side for this, Bitch is going away for a long time"

"I can't believe Kent hood smacked me again for 5 dollars"

by BombMan January 3, 2013

hood hair

the hair of a tiktok eboy. It is normally fluffy, and patted down the middle

Yesterday on my for you page i saw someone with hood hair!

by hoodhair123 April 14, 2020

Trailer Hood

A City block or more that consists of only trailers/or houses on wheels

We be mobbin threw the trailer hood...

we be at the trailer hood

I aint going to no party at some trailer hood!!!

by Og Khush November 1, 2010

hood romance

The type of romance that is expressed in a sincere, straight-forward, but crude manner. A relationship that is publicly open regarding their strange and sometimes raunchy sexuality.

Girl: "Look sweets, I'm even folding your underwear. You're welcome."
Boy: "Thanks bae. I'll fuck you in the ass later for it."
Girl: "That's the sweetest thing anyone's said to me."

THAT'S HOOD ROMANCE!!

by Moses & Huggz May 29, 2016

Hood Momma

Born and raised in the Streets/Ghetto. She is well connected. She knows what's she wants and knows how to get it. She often has more than one child. She uses her cunning, sexuality, street smarts, baby daddy or daddy's, and assistance from the government to provide for herself and her children.

Hood Momma lives in a shack but them kids stay fat!

by J*Skeezy April 12, 2015

fuck hood

Another name for condom

Partner 1: Babe let’s fuck.
Partner 2: Ok I’ll get the fuck hood.

by Natehiggers1332 October 8, 2020

Hood-ish

Having the qualities of, or similar to the "Hood".

That house looks a little Hood-ish.

by SBeth78 March 30, 2017